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Humor of Today: "Birth Mystery"
Friday, July 01, 2005
I know it's been a while not presenting the humor in my blog. Let's move on baby, time for joking!Birth Mystery
(... for computer freak-out)
Ryan asks: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
Coming on next Monday, July 4th, I wish everyone "Happy Independence Day! God bless America.." Enjoy the fireworks everywhere!
Posted at 10:59 AM
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